tupacabra:

be sure to compliment people when they’re deserved, even if the people you’re complimenting are strangers. nice compliments tho, not things like “nice tits bitch.” people like hearing nice things from complete strangers because it eliminates any notion of bias that someone like a best friend would have. it can really brighten someone’s day.

singing-towers:

THE SILENCE WANTED TO STOP THE DOCTOR FROM GETTING TO TRENZALORE SO HIS NAME WOULDN’T BE SPOKEN AND THE GI WOULD NEVER REVERSE ALL THE GOOD HE DID.

THEY TRIED TO KILL THE DOCTOR TO SAVE EVERYONE ELSE.

AND THE DOCTOR ORDERED THEIR GENOCIDE.

CLARA BASICALLY FINISHED/FIXED THE SILENTS MISSION.

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

hyourinmaruice:

legilimen:

JENNY APOLOGISED TO VASTRA FOR DYING.

BECAUSE SHE KNEW VASTRA COULD NOT COPE BEING ALONE AGAIN. SHE KNEW VASTRA WAS SO IRREVOCABLY IN LOVE WITH HER THAT IT WOULD ESSENTIALLY BREAK HER. SHE KNEW VASTRA COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT HER PRECIOUS VICTORIAN CHAMBERMAID BECAUSE WHO ELSE WOULD SEE PAST THE SCALES, AND KEEP HER WARM AND LOVE HER SO WHOLEHEARTEDLY.

AND SHE APOLOGISED FOR IT.

why must you remind me of what broke my heart?

samtimelow:

sowrongitsrebekah:

livewithasmile:

9 more months of school how cute it’s like school is pregnant with summer wow I can’t wait

and then its baby dies in three months

and then it gets pregnant again

because school is a whore

clintofbartonia:

thejohnlockgames:

iwillalwaysfindyousnow:

onceuponatimeinerebor:

consultingsuperhusbands:

jashingirl:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

for-the-love-of-scarves:

a-mind-occupied-by-tennant:

p0isone:

I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t. 

Amen.

I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.

or my fake fbi badge

Or my pocket magnifying glass

or my wand

or my psychic paper

Or my precious

I lost it at my precious

so did smeageol

mybigfatredwedding:

How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease